you are here

my name is angela and i probably think your dad is hot.

elmntry:

im sick of the lies

(via xsnsx)

lootenant:

was this movie real

(Source: sukan0, via whoredinarygirl)

unacted:

mom: what are you doing wrong?
me: EVERYTHING
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(Source: sizvideos, via bananavvhore)

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

(Source: straighter, via petcanadian)

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS
bewbin:

dildorrito:

what’s the password

bark

(Source: nochanceofgrowingup, via pagingme)

wah-mos:

thelostcontinent:

su-ic-id-al:

I want it to be 2004 again and come home from 1st grade and grab a chocolate chip granola bar and watch lizzie mccguire and thats so raven and not hate myself

It boggles my mind that someone on this website was in 1st grade in 2004 w h a t

totally flabbergasting w o a h

(Source: healingx, via memoriesrecollected)

detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

(via seedy)

"This vodka tastes like I’ll be calling you later telling you I love you."
(via soulsscrawl)

(Source: emotional-hoe-420, via halthyon)

Most of the time…

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