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my name is angela and i probably think your dad is hot.

honeyandlavender:

// Robbers //
ruinedchildhood:

says the guy named cookie

akidandhiscats:

Steve Harvey is the best

(via omy-hates-job)

mathematicalpotato:

perchu:

shslvalkyrie:

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

oh my god the original moreos post

(Source: poyzn, via 314eater)

snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

(Source: snorlaxatives, via silencescreamsme)

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”
KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

rory-motherfucking-williams:

alexis-cool:

look me in the eye and tell me that none of the initials in “ITT Technical Institute” already stand for “technical” or “institute”

image

(Source: soccerwish, via vvikihow)

jetbag:

fuck this ill date myself damn 

(via foreverasdfghjkl)

barakatsbestfriend:

at warped tour i was crowd surfing to dear maria and i got near jack, i kept screaming “jack” but his hands were too sweaty and so were mine so he couldn’t help me out of the crowd but right before security helped me out i screamed “jack!” again and he screamed back “ROSE!” to me.

(Source: riandawsoff, via petewentzeyeliner)

spookbeast:

come on and slam
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